this is what happens when i ask keri for help

From: Keri
Sent: Thursday, July 25, 2013
To: Rochelle
Subject:

Let’s see… do you mean, what topic should your post start with, or what part of your recent race should you start with, OR what word should you start with?!

Here’s what I think;

1.       The first word of your next blog post should be “If” ….it’s such an imaginative word to begin with!

Examples:

“If I were a robot the following story would have been a riot… ”

“If time is an allusion and everything is actually happening all at once then….”

“If I seem a little tense right now it’s because I’m a #$%&-ing Ironman and no one understands me….”

2.       At some point during the post, you should go off on what would have happened in that moment, in an alternate reality.

Example:

“So there I was eating cake, which I hate, when I heard a knock on the door… it was just Jim, …no, actually it was Ryan Gosling coming over to give me a plate of cookies, and welcome me to the neighborhood… or at least that’s what happened in my alternate reality.”

3.       The last sentence should be “And there I was, just ______ in the ______ with a ______ for a _____.

Example:

“And there I was, just _sitting_ in the __well__ with a __#$%&__ for a _#$%&__.”

 

How’s that for starters?!

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